Had a buddy call me this morning and told me he couldn't sleep so he went downstairs to his favorite porn sites or whatever he watches, had the drawers to his ankles and he looked up and his wife was at the top of the stairs (maybe a little too much info from a buddy but still a good story).
She said "what the fuck are you doing" and he said "nothing." Classic...
Anyway she is pissed, storms off back to bed so he thinks I might as well finish. He said he was getting close and she yells down "You aren't going to fucking finish now are you!!!???"
Good stuff...
She said "what the fuck are you doing" and he said "nothing." Classic...
Anyway she is pissed, storms off back to bed so he thinks I might as well finish. He said he was getting close and she yells down "You aren't going to fucking finish now are you!!!???"
Good stuff...